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My big name - ERIC / OI
Cried on 11th July 1995.
Currently studying at Admiralty Sec.
My results - Suckish.
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Suckers !
2E4'09
Amanda
Bryan.C
Bryan.T
Clement
Debbie
Germaine
Gina
Gladys
Hanis
HuanFeng
Huiyi
MengEnn
Pyae
Sara
Sarah
Shaun
Shunhong
SoonHuat
Suu
Syafaie
Jasmine
Junquan
Junyong
Khengyuan
Qixuan
Weiheng
Zack
Zhihong

OMFG !




WEIHENG U PERVERT ! %^@#%@*#&@#




Nice ? -_-
Wtf, i wan go www.kongregate.com de.
To play games.
I type wrong, www.kongrate.com -________________-
Lucky got this msg. :D

Breakfast, anyone ? :P

Anyone wanna go breakfast tmr morning ? O_O

Ouhh.. hungry. *

ROFL

HUANFENG USE "BALL" HIT THE

BOARD. :O

LMAOLMAOLMAO !


School so fun. :D

1st day of sch. <3
Best.
Most fun. :D :D
Sean set beside me. -_-
He okok bah.. but then kip talk to me de. :/
I ignore him, then he emo. :D

Err,
i dunno wad to write. -.-
Monday to thursday de all forget le. O_O
Okay, friday.
CCA..
Then straight go basketball.
Greenwood, then yellow court.

Ytd went basketball agn. :O
Funny siol, when goin home.
I pei Hf and Zack dinner @ admiralty.
When they walking home, near the 913 bus stop thr.
Cibai, stupid Hf suddenly like scare us liddat.
He look behind, then say ''EH !"
Somemore quite loud.
I look behind,
_I_
Got 1 leaf roll to us.
............
Scare us sia.

Then at the carpark.
My turn to own. <3
When we walking up the slope,
and reaching the top.
Before reaching cnt see the top top thr mar,
then juz nice, reach le i shout "WEI !"
HAHA, ZACK JUMPED !
Hf like suddenly turn his head.
FUNNY SIA ZACK,
then he go kick me. -_-

Anw i now very guai leh. :)
I only use comp on weekends.
Somemore i use very less.
Super less i mean.
Or wadever la. -.-
Ytd use less than 1hr. :)

Hw nvr do.
Jialat. -.-
Might be goin Seoul Garden lunch later.
Who wanna go ?? :D

Hah !

Altered my sch pants. :D
Can say is 88.88% perfect le bah.
$25 to alter both. _I_
Expensive. -.-

Wtf sia,
i tried the tumbdrive today,
nb, inside no video. *^!&*@^&!@
Wasted leh,
now nid go bck grandma house take agn.
Zz, i dunno how leh..
The guide CD thingy also not here...

Last day of holiday today. ):
Sian lor..
So fas. T__T
Cannot slp le. -_-
Tmr meeting Junyong they all at Cwp ?
Maybe nia.
Probably no bah..
Zzz, wan me go thr,
then later go sch.

Okay, packing my bag now. :)

School reopening.. -.-

Went North Point today wif parents. :)
Eh wait,
actually i went Grandma house 1st. O_O
Help her do the CCTV thingy agn.
Tat szb come agn. -.-
3 bicycles kena ''murdered''. :O

Sakae sushi <3
Ate thr for dinner.
Quite okay bah..
Bought my stationaries @ popular.
After tat pasar-malam.
Ps if spelled wrongly. :P

I bought 1 bag quite similar to Junyong's. :D :D
$6 nia.
Cheapskate. o_O
Sian leh,
i nid go in FarmerStory help Zack hunt etcs. -_-
I owe him 1k chix mar. @@

Planning to go out tmr :D
Oh ya, nid buy my school shoes too...
Die la,
haven cut hair. -_____-

Okay, might post agn later.
Cya. :)

Basketball <3

I own Huanfeng basketball leh. :D :D
7-0
I 7 of course !
:D :D
So shiok.

He sure got buaysong la,
he wan rematch.
7-3 -_-
He 7, i 3.
Oi, i tired le leh !

But total i still win. ^_^
14-10
Sian, no ownage. ):

LOL !


Merry Christmas ! :D

Went Orchard ytd. :)
With Hafiz, his cousin and fren.
Zack, Junyong, Huanfeng and Weiheng.
Watch Alvin and the chipmunks 2. <333
Quite nice lar.

After tat, we plan to walk till 12 - 1am.
But...
Human jam. :O
Jam dao sibei jialat sia. -_-
Ppl kip push here push thr.
Walao, then got 1 like 20+ yrs old de.
Cibai, kip knock onto me.
Then dunno who go step my slippers. _l_
Lucky nvr come out. :D

Jam dao liddat, who still got mood to walk ? -.-
So head towards ION.
Nb, see everyone go left.
We also follow, then bring us to opposite side.
*!^@!^%@#*&#
Heng thr got underpass..

Took MRT train.
Terminates at Yishun.
So i suggest stopping at Khatib 1st. :)
Went admiralty Macdonals.
Eat, chit chat.
Then suddenly everyone come my house. O_O
But Junyong wan go home..
Sad T_T
Come my house,
Chicken !
Zack and HF kip scold vulgarities.
Wtf ?
Next time i go ur house shout. -____-

They spam use my comp. :O
On 2 leh..
Waste my electricity T__T
I eat apple. :D :D
Damn sour, not ncie de. _l_

They went home at around 1.40am.
After they go off, i straight off all switch then slp. -_-
I nvr bath sia, wtf ?
Now still haven bath. :P
Later goin basketball.
Cyas ! Lunch-ing. :)

My best Christmas present this yr ?

Not from parents bah..
From relatives de. :)
Books lor.
I think best le.
Then 1..
Omfg, damn damn damn DAMN interesting de.
Fighting Fantasy. Deathtrap Dungeon, by IAN LIVINGSTONE.
Damn nice and fun lor.

Btw, its a game book.
Choose own path de.
Example :
You walk down the passage and soon find yourself standing at the edge of a deep, dark pit. The passage continues east on the other side of the pit. You think you could probably jump over the pit, but you are not sure. There is a rope hanging down from the ceiling over the centre of the pit. Will you :

Throw your shield over the pit and jump after it ? Turn to 271.
Jump over the pit carrying all your possessions ? Turn to 30.
Reach for the rope with your sword to enable you to swing across the pit ? Turn to 212.

:D :D
Nice hor ?
Juz a part of it.
Im reading it later agn. :)

#&@#@%*#@^

Parents trick me to goin out today. -_-
Actually they told me goin grandma house transfer the video de.
Then suddenly bring me to cwp.
...
Nvm la, ate at Jack's Place. :)

After tat went go Tampiness Mall.
Bought my basketball and watch thr <3
Got discount leh :D :D
1 is my Dad's fren, another is my uncle (Mom's side).
But the basketball colour abit weird leh..
2 colours de.
Like pattern. O_O
Was out almost the whole day today -.-
Then after Tampiness Mall.
While on the way to grandma house.
My uncle (Dad's side) called.
Told him tat i dunnid come le,
coz he go find the person tat sold him the CCTV thingy come.
Then wtf ?
$30 to help him save the video.
Tumbdrive not sponsered.
Cibai, scam hor ?
My ahma say scare later not enuf or wadever.
Lost or wad la.
Then buy 3.
Nb, $90. _l_

Wait till i come mar, so urgent meh ?
I rather she gimmi $10 enuf le.
I help her do.
Stupid sot sot auntie.. -_________-
Reached home at around 6.30pm.
Went basketball :D :D :D
Same ppl. But Junyong nvr come. O_O
Played match.
Me and Zack VS Feng and Xuan.
We won. :) Aiya, common de.
Lol, jks.

Okay, audi time.
Deprove damn lot -.-
Cyas. :)


Farmerstory, ihy

Christmas !

Celebrating today :D :D
Presents <3
I wan a new watch..

Sad la, today cnt basketball. ):
Tomorrow lor, anw tmr goin alter pants. O_O
Zack kip call me faster -__-
So bored now..
Nth do !

Full moon <3

I can do full moon le leh ! <333
Somemore only pros can de. :D
Joking.

Went basketball today wif Hf, Zack and Qixuan.
Junyong nvr come. ):
Actually we tot he addict to FarmerStory le.
But then we wrong..
He kip calling us, then we playing basketball mar.
Nvr go check phone. -_-

Then Zack like.. wtf ?
Kip saying his cousin very pro.
Very pro at least prove to us la.
Call Zack call him come play wif us.
His cousin say wad ?
"跟你朋友打都没 Improvement !"
_l_
Like 看不起人 liddat.
Say can dunk.
Try lor, prove to us.
Win Raffles Junior College ?
I think is Raffles Girls la. -______-
Ok, nvm.
Audi time. :)
Cya. :D :D


Seriously, FarmerStory IS addictive. -.-

Play rough ! @.@

Today basketball.
Wtf, when Shunhong, Shunhui and 1 of their frens came.
Played match.
Shunhong, Shunhui, Zhenzhan and the blue guy VS Junyong, Huanfeng, Qixuan and me.
Stupid sia, play dao so rough..
Shunhong so scratch and knock me -_-
Knock dao my leg blue black.
Zzz. now walk also pain.

Nvr go dinner today.
Junyong say wan skip dinner -.-
But he go buy snacks.
Today like pangseh them sia,
when goin home i kip talk to Zack.
Somemore infront of them.
Byebye also nvr say. :O

Relatives coming my house to celebrate christmas. :D :D
I think is 19/12.
If not wrong..
Got presents leh ! ^^
I wan a new watch T__T

Can anyone plan an outing..?
Christmas eve. :)
Go orchard walk dao midnight.
Wahh.. sure shiok man !

Mom said my feet like rot . D:<
Coz all covered wif blisters. -_-
Somemore is alr burst de.
Omg, like curse me ! #$^&#^$

Wanna watch Alvin and the Chipmunks 2.
Looks nice. :D
Ok, time for maple, bye bye :D

Btw, its private server.
I dun waste time and money and effort to play MAPLESEA.

Si biantai. -.-

Stupid Zack.
Ytd midnight call me.
Wtf, i almost fall asleep while listening to songs.
When suddenly my phone rang.
_l_
Then ask me game de things.
Suddeny he talk to his cousin about..
Pervert de la
Still tell him his motto.
''SEE GIRL, FUCK GIRL. DUN PLAY PLAY"
Wtf ? -________________-

Zack pregnant ! :O

Omfg, i almost forgot to post this.
When Jasmine said Sourplums :O

Today when me and Zack when to wash our hands.
I mean, at the foodcourt, after basketball.
He told me he feel like vomiting. :D
I ask him :
U PREGNANT AH ?!
He said no. O_O

When he bought his chicken rice.
He told me :
Walao eh, i no appetite leh..
WTF ?!
This pregnant or not..?

To Zack :
Eh, i think u go buy the pregnant thingy to check whether u got baby inside ur stomach or not.
Later got..
OMG. -______-
Dun say i bully him hor.
Im juz being helpful. :)

Basketball agn. -.-

Went basketball..
AGAIN -___________-
Sprained my ankle leh.
T.T

Dunno wad to post leh.
Ate Minced meat noodles.
Damn not nice..
Tasteless de lor.
Wtf, waste my $3.30.

Junyong forget bring money,
i so good lend him :D
When goin home damn fcking suay,
i at the overhead bridge thr bounce bounce my basketball.
Then Lau kiu.
WTF..
The ball fly over to the stall whr Junyong always buy fruit punch.
Lucky kena the side of the table, then bounce up.
Or else or the food bye bye liao.
Then the ball fly up...
Kena 1 cleaner's back.
WTF..
Somemore is lao ahma sia,
-___________-
Apologized, then faster zao.
Very paiseh sia..

Played basketball awhile b4 goin home.
Junyong went home 1st.
Me and Zack thr play. :O
He shoot ball like..
Zzz, tried teaching him reverse O_O
Those noobs who dunno wads reverse are noobs. :D :D

Anw, lao kiu is like..
Lost control of the ^%@^%^#@ ball.


Quite long le hor..? -.-

Short post agn ? O_O

May be updating agn later :)
A proper post .
:D :D
I know i update u all very happy la ..
Coz my post so nice :D
Jk -_-

Haha, Germaine so easy kena lie.
Eh ? -.-
Translate it to chinese :D
Pro translater here leh !

Btw, eating mac agn :O
Ytd night eat, now also.
Big breakfast <3

Short post :X

Dad bought MacChicken for me. :D :D
Eating now.


JEALOUS ? :O







Edit. -___________-
Eh wtf...?
He nvr order plain. _l_
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !


Spent so much money ):

Went Bugis and penis-ular ytd :D
Wan know wad i do thr?
Go other ppl blog see. :O
Bb :)

Cool..


Yeechuan.. -______-

When we playing the round round thingy at the Zoo .
Chuanchuan fell,
he tried to use his hand to break the fall .
But he failed...
Then his elbow got 1 creak sound,
then he kip hold his elbow,
say very pain .
After about 15mins,
his elbow started to swollen up.
A big bump on his elbow, which looks like muscle . :O


Edited .

When we playing the round round thingy at the Zoo .
Chuanchuan fell,
he tried to use his penis to break the fall .
But he failed...
Then his penis got 1 creak sound,
then he kip hold his penis,
say very pain .
After about 15mins,
his penis started to swollen up.
A big bump on his penis, which looks like muscle . :O

Wad will happen if u cut ur fingernails at night ? O_O

My mom says the next morning i woke up,
my legs will 绿 (Blue black) ?
Lol .
At first dun believe -_-
I wake up, my leg got 1. :O

Mysterious ? O_O

ZOO ! :O

Went Zoo today :O
Was fun :)
Now dunno wad to say le -___-

Yeechuan elbow..
Omfg .
Like muscle O_O
But ..
-.-
He told me he goin hospital now .
Standared somemore ? ...

Btw, i QUITTED / RESIGNED .
Not kena fired -_______________-

I won ? :O

Today nvr work :O
Argue wif parents..
Only now can use comp -______-
3hrs _l_
Nvm la, at least can use ^^

Hfeng go alone :D
Emo la.
Ps lor..
Today nvr play dao basketball leh..
Hand itchy -.-

Feet ok le bah..
No so pain le :D
Dunno wad to post now ..
AUDI ! :) :)

Btw, Jasmine u suck more .
And i knew who she dream of ! ^^

I hate working ! @.@

Juz woke up..
Dunno why suddenly went to slp .
Lie down on bed..
Next thing i knew, mom was calling .
Eat pizza as dinner O_O
Not restuarant de..
Packet :O
Cooked in oven myself..

Dunno why,
feel damn moody today -.-
Coz next day working ?
Sure de la..
Wth la,
why call me work ...

Sibei suay today -___-"

Went basketball in the afternoon
Damn hot -.-
Today fcking suay lor .
My feet ...



Wtf ?
Disgusting hor .
I go take ball then suddenly slide .
Somemore i nvr wear shoe -______________-
Pain leh ):

Bought shaker fries for dinner :O
Dun say i poor
I am.. ):
Junyong same,
but bought another pack when goin home :/
Rich la T_T

Sian liao,
also dunno wad to post .
About Xueqi birthday de,
go read other ppl's post :P
Lazy ..

Happy Birthday Xueqi ! :D

Went Gladys's condo's function room today :D
Celebrated Xueqi's birthday !
Shall elaborate more tmr ^^

Tmr still got work leh..
L4D 2 can play le :D:D
Play awhile 1st before sleeping :P
Cya ~

Work today :O

Quite ok bah..
Not as bad as i've imagined . :D
Only put papers into envelope nia .
Went wif Feng .
Siao leh Junyong..
7.10am come my house juz to collect money :O

Haha,
Feng tio own by me .
Kip saying he and...
Ps la, i play play nia .
Not offending anyone accept Feng . :)

Finished work at 5.45am.
Went AMK hub for 'dinner' ?
Snacks nia ><
Feng bought XXL Chicken .
Lips liddat still eat -_-
I bought 4 'satay thingy' :O
1 dollars each ! _I_

Went basketball after reaching home .
Tio screen by police -.-"
Suay laa.. ~

Tmr working.. ):

Sad...

Haha Ms Ng !

Ms Ng - Zack Ng :D
Today damn funny .
Went 888 dinner .
Me and Zack KFC ,
Feng coffee shop -.-
After tat Zack when phone shop .
Cmi la he, budget $200 O_O
Not budget problem la .
But he very choosy -_-

The funny part comes after tat ^^
We went go Fairprice .
Walk walk awhile .
Zack go the meat section
We follow...
Suddenly, he took up the 'sweet intestine'
Wtf ?
Is the pork thingy la .
_I_
I tot only mothers do tat -.-
He took it, press it, see price, put bck .
.........
We see him liddat run liao .
Wif him liddat ...
Omg, xiasuay .

Me and Feng went go candy section <3
He wan buy, but dunno wan buy wad O_o
Suddenly saw Zack go milk powder section .
WTF ?!
He buy milk for wad -______________-
Buy for his baby ?
....................
Laugh and ran away agn -_-
Went home without him :O
Actually not purposely de .
We tried to find him but cnt ..
Phone also cannot call .
Zzzz .

Go home take basketball .
For wad ?
Basketball duh -_-
Stupid question .
:O
Go the minimart,
met Shunhong and his bro .
Chit chat, then they follow us .
Played ball..

His bro blanjar me drink -_-
Very diulian sia .
Will pay bck de :D
And ty !

Btw, gratz Zack tio virus ! :D
Say ty hor, put so big let ppl see ! ^^

Thx arh ! ^^

Thx Junyong, Gina and especially Bryan Chan ! ^^
They helped me out on my appeal to 3E2 .
Surprise ? :O
Why 3E2..?
Haha .
Cnt tell yet .
Till i kena accepted or rejected -.-

Write very long leh !
And very good also :D
Bryan Chan ah !
So good <3
I love u !!!
SOOOO MUCH ! :O
How i wish u were a girl !
LOL ! JKJK !

Haha, gonna slp soon .
Goooooooodnight ! :D

Damn...



Wtf..
Should watch this -.-






Fcking funny man ! :D



Tat slim guy screams like _l_ ...


YES ! :D


Jealous ?! :D
188bpm get 700k ! :O
19 miss somemore !
<3

3E4 _I_

Sian la..
Tio 3E4 .
I WAN 3E3 de leh ! ):
Im gonna appeal.
Dun care,
no in i kill principal -_-
Jk :O

Nth post la..
bored of blog agn
MIGHT stop blogging .
Anw tmr goin badminton
Skill sure kns !
Soooo long nvm play le !
Yeechuan(Chuanchuan) wan vs me :D
Lai lai
If i win, i pro
If u win, i let u
O___o

Currently watching 蜡笔小新 now :D
I know childish la
But..
nth do leh !
U gimmi something to do i dun watch lor ):
Audi play dao sian liao,
go in thrash ppl nia . :X
LOL. JK ! -.-
I win Hfeng leh ^^
SOS i got 801k
He got 800k xD
Haha, noob ?
I mean him :P

Finished One piece..
Finished Hot Shot..
Now nth do le .
Wth la, should watch slowly mar -_-
Sad sad..

Lets be happy ! :D

Click me to laugh ! :D





no porn...
i swear -.-

Qixuan LOSER ! :O

Noob la xuan..
Lose me 8k 188 then say
"OMG, HOTSHOT !
Bb, i wan watch."
_l_
Pangseh me, u good..

Hafiz ah Hafiz..
U stupid pervert .
Go rape ur girlfren .
Still say very shiok .
:O
Hidzir,
try harder if u wanna scare me :D

Juz watched 吓到笑,
watch half way cmi le..
Scary sia !
Nid fren pei me morning watch then can . -.-

Today basketball fell agn !
Fck floor la .
........

Earth is dying ? O_o


OMFGGGGG !

FCK MAN !
PLAYED LEFT 4 DEAD II WIF ZACK !
FUCKING FUNNY MAN !
OMG..OMGOMGOMG .
I LAUGH TILL I DROP MY MOUSE !
STOMACH HURTS TOO ! :O
I KIP FRIENDLY FIRE HIM.
HAHAHA !
AND HE THR LIKE NOOB LIDDAT !
KIP JUMPING !
OMGOMGOMG !!
JASMINE DUN JEALOUS WE CAN PLAY WOR ! ^^

Gonna play agn :D
But now not wif Zack -.-
Serious time .
GO ! O_o

July 14, 2013 <3

Zack almost shit on his pants ?! :O

Went IMM today wif Junyong, Junquan and Zack .
Weird hor ?
Junquan come when no girls are coming O_o
Anw i wasted $2 there sia -.-
Try catching the soft toy..
TWICE !
Both fail.
........
骗钱 de !

After IMM went to AMK .
Junyong wanna buy polo shirts,
while Junquan wanna buy bag .
Zack ? O_o
Ran off at Yishun MRT station -.-
After tat sms me he stomach damn pain .
He ran home,
saying he almost shit out. :X
Omg..

Went goin home damn _l_
Train terminates at Yishun .
So we stop at Yishun
Next train came..
Too many ppl O.o
Wait next train bah
Next train terminates at Yishun..
Fck .
Wait next train.
Next train,
cnt go in, too squeezy.
_l_
Next train terminates .
FUCK .
Next train,
door open, chiong in :D
^^ Finally .

About 8.30pm went basketball.. AGAIN .
Beg Zack till damn jialat .
Finally, he say "K la, now come my hse, i go"
Fck sia,
i believe -.-
From 'Yellow Court' walk to blue exercise area thr .
I ask him 'Eh, u sure bo ?'
Zack 'No .'
Cb..

After tat dunno why he can come out le .
He at 'yellow court' play awhile,
then i call him come Greenwood thr .
Junyong, Zack and me reach thr .
Shortie come le O_o
No offence, since u alr admitted . :D
Shortie - Jasmine
For those noobs ..

Juz now call Zack's hse tio rejected .
Dunno wad happen le sia,
he passed his curfew..
Die die ..

Why, Jasmine got owned by Eric & Zack !

JASMINE SOO WEI MIN
SINGAPORE
ADMIRALTY SECONDARY SCHOOL
2E4'2009
S/N 13
WOODLANDS AREA
NEAR ADMIRALTY
TELEPHONE NO 6XXXXXXX
H/P NO 9XXXXXXX
( Dun cry :D )

I took her key,
while Zack took her wallet and $.
We clever hor ?! :D
She like emo emo wan cry liddat sial .
OWNAGE <3

Careful i write ur name and hp number on the cup agn.. ^^
I wont be scare by all these de :P
Ppl wan call, call lor O_o
But i can write urs out mar ? :D

Jialat liao ...

Die la ..
comp spoilt ? -.-
Kip loading at Microsoft Corporation there .
Wthhhh !
Now using other comp . ):
No game de sia !

Anw went basketball agn..
Siao la,
how come kip goin basketball ..?
Jasmine say i tio owned by 10yr old boy boy ? O_o
Ehh..
he 10yr old leh .
I 14, how can bully him..
Must let him de mar ! :@
Ummm..
btw, he looks nerd . :P
Serious.. -.-

Maybe is Zack tio owned bah . :D
Jasmine bully him sia..
Careful tio the screamer dream agn,
but now is Zack's face . :X
Ahem..
maybe u nvr tio shock eh ? :D
U lean infront..
LOL, jk .

Why kip raining... -____-

Played in the rain agn..
Tot today wont rain sia .
12+ so hot .
Suddenly 1+ rain !

Junquan went also leh :P
I tot he wont come basketball de .
(Somemore without girls..)
No offence..
Junyong say i can hang leh ! :D
Basketball hang..

Sad Zack nvr come,
he say 4.30 come,
we 4 go home le .
Dun cry hor ! :D

Nowadays kip goin basketball sia..
Nvm la, i very good de,
Junyong say he wan become black .
Ummm.. i mean, tanned .
Msn chatting now ^^
Bye-ee .



KFC <3

Happy birthday Pyae and Drake ! ^^

Pyae :

Thx ah,
helping me in studies
and being a good fren. :D
Happy birthday ! ><


Drake :

Good fren during MT class ? :P
Haha,
grow taller uh !
Happy birthday ! ^^

Finish Coraline .

Juz watched finish Coraline . :D
Its 12.55am now..
Gonna audi awhile b4 slping .
Goodnight ~ ^^